The Cable Guy- a True Story

K: "Hi, I was just thinking about you."
D: "What were you thinking?"
K: "That we haven't spoken in so long."
D: "Well that's why I called you. What's new?"
K: "Things are getting hot and heavy with the cable guy. He is easily in the top 3 for oral sex. It is amazing."
D: "You are seriously still dating your cable guy? Does he 'push your buttons?'" (bad joke on my end)
K: "But I have a problem. He is on the smaller side of average. I don't think I can deal with that."
D: "Do you get free channels at least?"
K: "No. Bullshit, right?"