My Mood

I'm in a rather shitty mood today, and really have no desire to write in this damn blog. But since writing always makes me feel better, I thought I'd give it a try. Sticking to the crap mood theme, I have decided to make a list of things that put me in my various moods.

Things that put me in a good mood
1. Receiving a compliment. Or oral sex. Same thing
2. When Jack Wagner comes onto the radio, blaring "All I Need"
3. Counting 1 less dimple in my ass
4. A clear, sunny day. A full moon (not that kind, you perv)
5. Going to Whole Foods and swirling out their home made peanut butter with chocolate

Things that really piss me off
1. Eating an amazing meal, only to have to run to the bathroom less than an hour later
2. Hootie and the Blowfish on the radio
3. Crappy episodes of LOST- what the hell was that last night??
4. The smirk. Could there be any worse facial expression?
5. People who send you monthly emails of their children without asking