Is it Wrong?
- to not tip a cab driver if he doesn't get his lazy ass out of the taxi to put your suitcase in the trunk?
- to tell some yappy jappy getting a pedicure next to you to get the fck off her cellphone as she is making your foot massage anything but relaxing?
- to eat half a cookie or bagel at work, and leave the other half sitting there?
- to think that the commercials during last night's Superbowl were AWFUL, except for the FedEx spot?
- to be upset that Baby Jessica got married before you did?
- to listen to Satellite The Heart during the day? If it is, blame my office mate.
- to be jealous of Mick Jagger's abs?
- to tell some yappy jappy getting a pedicure next to you to get the fck off her cellphone as she is making your foot massage anything but relaxing?
- to eat half a cookie or bagel at work, and leave the other half sitting there?
- to think that the commercials during last night's Superbowl were AWFUL, except for the FedEx spot?
- to be upset that Baby Jessica got married before you did?
- to listen to Satellite The Heart during the day? If it is, blame my office mate.
- to be jealous of Mick Jagger's abs?
2 Comments:
At 4:39 PM, Chris said…
The answer to all of those is "No", with the exceptions of the half-eaten bagel/cookie, and the jealousy of anything on Jagger's body.
It's the formaldehyde that keeps him thin.
At 11:02 AM, Anonymous said…
I am guilty of eating "halves" at work and get in trouble for it. ex: I had 1/2 of an ice cream sandwich and put the other 1/2 back in the box. My co-workers don't let me live that one down!
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