Does Debbie

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Work Emails

Email Outage: Saturday February 25th
On Saturday, February 25th from 12:00 pm to 6:00 pm, the company will be performing maintenance to the New York email environment. Please be aware that email will be unavailable during this time. Emails sent to the New York office will be placed in queue and delivered once the server is back online. No email or calendar items will be lost or moved as a result of this maintenance.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. If you have any questions or require assistance, please contact the Customer Service Center at x1511.
Thank you.

Burning Smell on the 4th and 5th Floors
Hi everyone, due to some work that is being performed on the 4th floor AC unit, there is slight burning odor on the 4th and 5th floors. There is no need for concern as they are doing some light welding to install a new compressor so that the unit functions properly. If there are any questions, please feel free to give me a call at extension 5268. Thanks all.

Reminder: Refrigerator Clean-Up
Please remove all of the items that you have stored in the common area refrigerators before 2PM today as we will be throwing away whatever is left inside after that time. We will also be performing a deep cleaning on all of the units and remind you that from here on in it is every employees responsibility to keep our kitchen and kitchen appliances neat and tidy.
Thank You

And my company wonders why our mailboxes are always full!

1 Comments:

  • At 10:24 AM, Blogger Chris said…

    I think there's just one person who sends out such emails, and they work for my company too because I get the EXACT same emails every week.

    My favorite:

    Warning! Your mailbox is over its size limit. You are allotted xx megabytes of storage, and currently are using yy megabytes. Please delete some items or move them to personal folders.

    But if I'm over my limit, why send me ANOTHER email to fills my mailbox a little more? That's like taking someone out for a steak dinner to tell them their cholesterol is too high.

     

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