He Says, She Says

What are you thinking?

Does Debbie said:

When it comes to sex, it is the unspoken words that matter. After all, how many times has one accidentally professed their love when they really meant to thank them for teaching that new position. But what women think about, and what men think they think about are probably two very different things. Same goes for what men think about (although I am convinced that they don't think.)

The Devil said:

Of course we think. We just aren't always thinking about you. I mean, if we were to have sex after an episode of Lost, it is 50/50 Kate is in that bed with us. That is just the truth. And like most things I say, it is just what people don't want to admit. And, you know what? If you are doing the same with Sawyer, god bless. Or better yet, if you are thinking about going down on Kate and her nails digging into your head also..... Now there would be the difference. For those women who have confided in me their desire to be with another woman (or that they have), I believe that experience is completely different for men and women. While you might be picturing Sawyer throwing you around as much as I have fantasized about tossing Evangeline Lilly onto her stomach and... well, um, you get the point...

Shit where was I? Ok. From what I hear, the difference that when women are together, the don't fuck. They make love. The explore each other.. They are so tender...blah, blah, blah. Men fuck. We may do something resembling "making love" on special occasions and if James Blunt is playing. But those are the "unspoken words that matter." Because while we will do it from time to time, it is simply not discussed after. Just go to sleep and act like nothing ever happened. My policy on this can be found here... The Rules.

Does Debbie said:

First of all- women don't make love. The only thing cheesier than making love is Artisinal on 32nd Street. Women do the same thing men do. We f*ck (we just can't type it as easily as you can.) Secondly- women really don't fantasize. Sawyer, Dr. McDreamy, hell, even Jack Bauer have never appeared in bed with The Man and I. You want to know what women think about when they are in bed: ONE THING- having an orgasm.

Yup, the cat's out of the bag. Given that our parts are not on auto drive like a man's, having an orgasm takes work. Concentration. And while a woman's brain runs a mile a minute and we're able to think about that one date in 1998 at the same time as the Oprah Book Club, sex is all about the end result. It is not about figuring out if men love us, or if we are doing a good job. We know that a man (a quality man I should add) is all about pleasing a woman, and we feel the pressure. It's all about the O.

Coming soon: While editing this, Scott asks Debbie what she is wearing and tries to engage her in cyber-sex. Debbie says it is a form of cheating......