Payback

This past weekend was a good friend's wedding. The ceremony was nice, the food was great, the alcohol was flowing. And it was Sunday night. But the highlight of the night(besides when my friend Stacey accidentally grabbed The Man's ass thinking it was her husbands) was one of the speeches.

You see, the Maid of Honor (henceforth called MOH) is a HO. While sweet and a child hood friend of the bride, my friends and I are not the biggest fans. Point #1: She forgot which night the bachelorette party was and missed dinner. Point #2: When we were at the bar after, she spent the whole time chatting with men and giving out her number, which I'm sure her boyfriend didn't appreciate. Point #3: She told us that she can't help being a guy magnet.

Anyway, and apologies of course to the bride for insulting her friend, but this one is too funny to ignore. Time came for the speech. I don't know if alcohol was to blame, or stage fright, but MOH got in front of the mike and froze. She literally said 5 lines, of which the first three were the bride's name. She didn't write anything to read. She didn't make us cry or share a funny story.

But she did make us laugh at her. And for that I am grateful.