Does Debbie

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Questions of the Day

Just wondering...

1) Do men refer to their organ as a cock to make it sound bigger?
2) When someone finds fault in someone else, do you really think it is because they are insecure about that area themselves? I don't think so... I just think it's fun to make fun of people.
3) How in the world did this woman give birth to twins with different skin color?
4) Why is Rush Limbaugh such an asshole?
5) Don't co-workers realize it can be inappropriate to tell you that "they're practicing" for a kid?

3 Comments:

  • At 12:17 PM, Blogger Chris said…

    1) It doesn't have to sound bigger when it is bigger.

    2) Are you saying that one of your faults is to find faults in others regarding this theory that their faults are actually projected onto others faults around them?

    3) Two-timer.

    4) Because they took away his pills. And he's fat.

    5) I need more practice. Not that I plan on having kids, just that y'know. It's good to practice.

     
  • At 5:18 PM, Blogger Esther Kustanowitz said…

    I only have an answer to #1 for you. Because it invokes the comparison to weaponry (cock your rifle) and flying (cockpit). Not so much because of chickens.

     
  • At 6:14 PM, Blogger Paige Jennifer said…

    (1) As a girl, I prefer "cock" because momentarily my mouth lingers in the giving-head-O position. Much sexier when a word can be paired with a visual. "Penis" is too clinical. And "dick" really only works when describing a guy who's acting like one (see answer to #4 for an example).

    (2) Being judgmental isn't a flaw. Some people simply dress like shit.

    (3) Fascinating...

    (4) He isn't an asshole. He's a dick.

    (5) What, you don't like being left with the image of a coworker getting down and dirty? I think some of my lunch just came up.

     

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