A Propecia Tale

Friend: He's so cute. He's receding but I don't care. He takes Rogaine and Propecia.
Me: Does it help?
Friend: Yes. He said he would be a bald eagle without it.
Me: So how's the sex?
Friend: Amazing. But he rarely comes.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: He says it's because he jerks off all the time.
Me: Bullshit. It's the Propecia
Friend: What do you mean?
Me: Totally. It's a known side effect. Go look it up online
(A few minutes pass...)
Friend: SIDE EFFECTS: Unlikely to occur but the possible side effects include impotence, decreased sex drive or decrease in amount of ejaculate. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist.
Me: Um
Friend: He can definitely get it up
Me: But decrease ejaculation! That is it!
Friend: Yep
Me: I don't think you can ask him about this, can you?
Friend: I told him to stop the frequency of the hand parties
Me: Don't think that's it, honestly. Every guy I have dates pulls it daily.
Friend: It's the Propecia
Me: Yup
Friend: Shit
Me: So when do you stop having sex, when you come? Would you rather have him bald or ejaculationless?
Friend: I finish then he wants me to jerk him off. I have huge biceps.