Dear The Date

Dear The Date,

Since you never responded to my phone calls and texts a few weeks ago, I thought I would write you here. Actually, I am assuming you won't read this, and these words will better benefit my loyal readers. Regardless, I'll proceed.

I must admit that I was rather shocked that you chose to just stop calling me after dating for almost four months. Even the largest of all assholes would at least leave a post-it note on my forehead. I know you liked me a lot, and I struggled along the way. But I was never intentionally mean or hurtful to you. I really tried to let my walls down, and let you in, but I guess it might have been too late for you. But ignoring me is infantile. Although I should thank you for providing fodder for a story.

I hope you find what you are looking for. You were a great guy with a lot to offer (your exit strategy leaves less to be desired at the moment); we just weren't right for each other.

-Debbie