Does Debbie

Friday, February 23, 2007

In Box

The latest jdate email to land in my mailbox:

ERSKINE CHAMBER 33 Chancery Lane London WC2A 1EN. London,United Kingdom. +447024033024 ATTN.

I am Barrister Hackett Jack (Senior advocate), the Personal Attorney to a Foreign Contractor, who owns a farmland here in United Kingdom. On the 24th of April 2002, my client, a German Nationality, Late Engineer Michael Evergreen, a farmer engineer, until his death four years ago in a ghastly motor accident along Liverpool Expressway, united kingdom. Since then I have made several inquiries to Several Embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail.

Then I have to contact you to assist me in repatriating the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank ( Barclays Bank of United Kingdom) where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about 7.5Million Pounds has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin,relatives so that the fund left will be transferred or have the account confiscated within the next twenty official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at 7.5Million Pounds can be paid to you and then you and I can share this money rather than abandon it at the bank. 60% to me and 30% to you,while 10% should be for expenses or tax as your Government may require. All I require is your trust, honest and co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

I have every documents of my late client and shall send them to you. I will want you to send to me on your return email the following information for the transfer in your favour 1, Your full Name 2, Your contact Address 3, Your private phone, fax numbers for easy communicating for each others 4, Your email address 5, Your age and occupation I await your kind response, Please if you are interested and capable in handling this deal with me, due reply only on my private email address for security reasons. BARRISTERHACKETT@EXCITE.COM

I hope you are a good christian just like i thought before contacting you. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another good person, And note that the nurture of this deal needs a very top secrecy. Patiently waiting, Barrister Hackett Jack.

(you gotta love the "good christian" comment. the fraud wrote me on jdate!!)


  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger Paige Jennifer said…

    That was Charles Dickens meets Murder She Wrote. With a Star of David dangling off the lower left corner. Is it bad I'm a little turned on by the whole thing?


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