Does Debbie

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Need Your Help, Please

So I have been enjoying my mini-dating break, focusing on the new job and new apartment. However, every once in a while I cave and window shop on jdate. Today was one of those days, and within a few minutes of being online, I received the following new message from SilverLiningA6C,

"i truly hope never to meet you... you sound like a complete douche bag. good day douche"

Now I am not one to normally get upset with things like this (who am I kidding, of course I am) but this was just cruel and not necessary. I had never looked at this loser's profile, never written him, and never flirted, eCarded, or Hot Listed this guy. His hate mail came out of nowhere.

I "reported this member" as I have no clue who he is so cutting off his balls is not an option. But I could use your help. If you are a member of jdate, please look at his profile and report him. He shouldn't be able to use the site if he is sending email like that. Also, feel free to email him and tell him that email like this is not a compensation for a small dick. Please tell your friends to do the same thing.

And for the record, I am not a douche bag.



  • At 11:49 AM, Blogger Paige Jennifer said…

    Of course, his comment is nowhere near as complimentary as the time a 23 year old introduced himself via IM by saying he wanted to eat my pussy for days. But hey, not all of the ladies on JDate can be blessed with my sex appeal.

    Just let it go, kiddo. He ain't even worth the energy of getting even. Plus, karma will take care of that for you.

  • At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Julia G. said…

    i reported him for you. that's just not nice at all.

  • At 3:57 PM, Anonymous Fdot said…

    okay, it was me...I i'm not even jewish.

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